Monday, January 21, 2008

Incept date: 1/19/08


48 hours in the making.
The beginning of the beginning.

What you see here is a container full of what makes me me.
I'm also hoping that this jar will help to make someone else someone else.
This project is in its infancy and so far has yielded practically no results.
But, with this sort of experiment, time is a huge factor.

I hate to be so cryptic, but as of right now, if you're here, you know just as much as I do about this project.
Besides, there isn't much to know, other than life.
And we all know plenty about that.
So for now, all I'm asking for is your patience. Bear with me and check back as often as you like, for updates on my son, Adam.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

i look forward to joining you on this epic journey. godspeed, my friend.

Future'sFather said...

Thanks for your support.
I welcome feedback in a big way.

Anonymous said...

are you considering any of the previous recommendations, like a straw for oxygen, electricity, etc?

Future'sFather said...

The straw for oxygen is something I'll definitely be doing soon.
The electricity won't be happening any time soon, if at all.

/d/ude said...

It needs more blood. Also, I think you should allow anonymous comments, in the spirit of the thread, don't you agree?

Future'sFather said...

I thought that the comments were open to anonymous posts, but I guess not.
At any rate, they are now.
Thanks for reminding me.

Anonymous said...

FUCK YEAH BLOOD SEMEN BABY

Anonymous said...

yes now i can post a comment
well this does seem like a real interesting experiment you're trying to do. who knows.. could create a whole new species of.. what ever the fuck it's going to be lol.

Anonymous said...

Good luck with your spawn

Anonymous said...

wait, how is this going to work, if you don't have an egg? is the semen magically going to divide by itself?

Anonymous said...

Mold will get into the concoction and eat the dead sperm and blood cells.

Anonymous said...

I don't know what you're trying to accomplish. The semen will die in the blood because, oh I don't know, sperm don't live in the blood. They will also die after 1-2 days due to the fact that sperm cannot divide without an egg.

And why even use blood? Use Dulbecco's Medium (DMEM, for tissue cultures). It's much better as providing nutrients.

But like I said, the point of nutrients is moot since the sperm won't divide. It is genetically impossible.

Maybe if you could get a girl to help out.

And like the other guy said, bacteria/fungus are going to get into your concoction (through the air), and it's gonna start smellin funky and looking weird

Anonymous said...

gtfo, namefag

Anonymous said...

have you tasted your son yet? i did, kinda salty and kinda like batteries. smells like bleech too. but mines is like 80% sperm. and 1o% blood.

Anonymous said...

DO IT FAGGOT
DIVIDE IT BY ZERO
AND ADD PISS

Anonymous said...

i am so in love with you